Somebody is going to have a happy Christmas.

From RTÉ today:

An investigation has been launched following the theft of 450 kegs from the Guinness Brewery on Victoria Quay in Dublin.

180 kegs of Guinness, 180 kegs of Budweiser and 90 kegs of Carlsberg were taken in the robbery.

A man driving a truck drove into the brewery yard and stole a trailer containing the drink, which has an estimated value of €64,000.

Anyone with information on the roughly 40,000 missing pints is asked to contact Kevin Street Garda Station on 01 6669400.

Now that was an audacious crime. To drive a truck into st. James Gate, hitch it up and drive out takes some cohoneys.

I reckon that anybody with information is probably too drunk at this stage to phone anybody…possibly an ex-girlfriend to say how they should be together…that kind of thing maybe.

I’m sure Guinness will get their beer back. Good things come to those who wait, remember?

OK, sorry shouldn’t trivialise crime.

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