Somebody is going to have a happy Christmas.
From RTÉ today:
An investigation has been launched following the theft of 450 kegs from the Guinness Brewery on Victoria Quay in Dublin.
180 kegs of Guinness, 180 kegs of Budweiser and 90 kegs of Carlsberg were taken in the robbery.
A man driving a truck drove into the brewery yard and stole a trailer containing the drink, which has an estimated value of €64,000.
Anyone with information on the roughly 40,000 missing pints is asked to contact Kevin Street Garda Station on 01 6669400.
Now that was an audacious crime. To drive a truck into st. James Gate, hitch it up and drive out takes some cohoneys.
I reckon that anybody with information is probably too drunk at this stage to phone anybody…possibly an ex-girlfriend to say how they should be together…that kind of thing maybe.
I’m sure Guinness will get their beer back. Good things come to those who wait, remember?
OK, sorry shouldn’t trivialise crime.


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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a Trackbackhit wasshnt me. honesht.
I wouldn’t drink bud if it was free anyway. Actually thats a lie.
Are there beers you wouldn’t drink if you got them for free? For me, any English bitter. It was the only thing to drink at a party I was at in London once and try as I might, I couldn’t get to like it. I drank pint after pint and still didn’t like it
Tennents. Even the tramps up here wouldn’t touch it.
And maybe Harp, just because of that god-awful add.