I like RTÉ. I like the fact that we still have some kind of public service TV in Ireland. I like Prime Time and I watch the news and I detest TV3 (When Agenda was on TV3, then they had a total of 1 programme I would watch).

However, apart from the rugby today, for the past 24 hours RTÉ sems to be broadcasting complete and utter twaddle.

I was watching the TV last night - mostly, I was waiting for Jonathan Ross - and I was unfortunate enough to see part of the Late Late Show. There was this solicitor on - Keane is his name. Well, some time ago, this guy appointed himself as a celebrity. He engaged with some reporters from the Sunday Independent and suddenly he was news on the back pages.

Clearly, The Late Late Show was out of ideas, because he was a guest on the show last night. I didn’t watch for long enough, so maybe there was a point to this. Basically, it seemed that he was on the show to talk about himself. He said that he didn’t want to die leaving behind “5 or 10 million” (and then he thought “hang on, I’m underselling myself”) so he continued “or 20 or 40 million”. Whew, got out of that one - what if people thought he was only worth 10 million? The embarrassment. In the middle of the interview, this solicitors surgically enhanced girlfriend was interviewed from where she was sitting in the audience. Truly, she looked frightening. Her dad refused to sit beside her in the audience.

Enough said.

Today, after the rugby match, I switched over to RTÉ 1, where there was a song competition on. The journalist Brendan O’Connor, a girl that I don’t know and KEET Duffy of Boyzone were the judges. This is a low-cost version of X-factor, complete with good guy, bad guy and token girl. Truly awful stuff.

RTÉ should stick to public service TV and let the commercial stations do the stuff that RTÉ cannot do - specifically, light entertainment. This kind of cringe-inducing nonsense really doesn’t do them any favours.

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